Howdy yall 🤠

 Thanks for the care package  The Character of Christ talk is so good. They played parts of it in one of the mtc devos but i couldent find it anywhere so im glad you sent it to me.

Tuesdayyy

We had to drive to the church today to study cause the peeps are still fixing our wall. After that we found a big wasp nest on the side of the church building and decided to throw some sticks at it. Ive never ran faster in my life, i shoulda took a video lol. After that we went and confirmed that the butt naked dude was in fact not dead. So thats good. Then we went home to find our window missing. I guess they had to take it off to replace the wall. On the upside, now we dont have to use the door anymore. 

After lunch we knocked on this one guys door who really wanted to bash. After an hour of that we were like look dude we gotta go. Then we went to the andrews for some dinner.

Wensday

For service this morning we got to paint a ceiling. It was so fun, i love painting. It kinda reminded me of when we were painting the old house with grandma. I got paint all over my crocks tho after that we ate lunch and headed out to district counsil. DC was epic. Elder Clukey gave a gobsmacking teaching, then we roleplayed some door approches. After that we held a funeral for Sister Harmon  and signed transfer journals. 

On the way home we came up with a prank for the highsprings Elders. They almost never have meber meals so we told them that we set one up for them. Then we got our friend Junior to drive over there and take them out for dinner. We were like you should pretend to be a baptist preacher the whole time. After dinner the elder called us and were like bro whyd you guys send us a basher?? He just kept yelling at us. They were absolutly bamboozled. Dont worry, we told them.... eventually

Thursday

We started out the day with some personal study outside. It was raining so i was like we should study outside today. After that we went and painted a ceiling some more, somehow i got paint on my lips. Then we had lunch at a chinese place with Junior and he told us how the prank went last night. After that we went to the church building to do some weekly planning. We decided to throw some more sticks at the big wasp nest again. Little did we know we had just oppened the gates of heck. There were so many wasps in the sky that they blocked out the sun (ok maybe a bit of an exaduration but you get the idea) After that we did some more missionary work, had a lesson and dinner with brother salas and sister gayle and headed home. 

We ran out of garbage bags the other day so Clukey just started throwing trash in the bin with no bagI was like dude you cant do that. Were not really allowed to go shoping unless its monday so we concluded we would go to the andrews to steal some bags. While i was texting them asking if we could come over the power went out. I got up to try and flip the light swtich but it didnt work. Then I hear a giggle from the other side of the room, "toeses... give me hobbitsis toeses" (in a creepy golem voice) it was pitch black so I tried looking for my phone on the ground but it wasnt where I left it. Then i just hear golem say "myyy precioussss, we haves it!!!" So i stood up and started punching the air randomly to see if i could hit him but then I got hit by a chair. I rolled the chair back at him but hed already climbed to higher ground. After that I heroicly ran to the other side of the room and sat on the floor to wait till he turned the lights back on. When the lights came back on and smeggule turned back into Elder Clukey, I looked down and saw that the chair had absoluyytely gobsmacked my first little piggie. So Elder Clukey kissed it better and we went over to the andrews to grab some bags 

Friday

Today was quite jocular, we started out with some study and we hit a baseball outside a few times. Then the post lady brought a package from you guys its like christmas every time we get mail. My favorite thing was of course the catipult. The workmanship was exceedingly fine. After some shenanigans with the catipult we went and did some finding. I successfully talked to literally everyone I saw. No one got away. We had a fire lesson with BK and then it was panda friday. Let me explain the doctrine behind panda friday    so tommorow we get transfer calls to see if one of us (or both) are going to a new area. The day before transfers you have to go get a fortune cookie somewhere. Then you figure out if the fortune is telling you that you're going to stay in your area or leave. Mine said "smile if you like this fortune cookie" so that is obviously interpreted to mean that Im going to get transfered out. I guess its time to say my goodbyes to beefland and cross litty. We'll find out tomorrow if the fortune was right. 

Saturday

Holy moly today was a nice day outside. The weather was perfect. It was probably because of the solar eclipse though. We started out the day with going to this one ladys house named Andrea. Shes one of those people who really gets it. We had a good lesson with her but we might have talked for a bit too long. We got transfer calls today and guess what.... im staying. My prediction was wrong My new companion is gonna be this guy named Elder Clark. Elder Clukey is gonna go to jacksonville and be a ZL so thats awesome. 

The rest of the day was epic. We were knocking doors in this one appartment complex when we started to hear some yelling. We look over and in the distance we just see this dude waving his hands and saying that we belive in a diffrent Jesus. He was walking towards us so we just ran to ol betsie and got in. When we passed him he tried to get us to roll down our window but we just smiled and waved. He deffinitely looked like he was gonna beat us up. Today we actually found a bunch of new peeps and gave out some book of mormons.